More UU Temples in America!

by Usama K. Dakdok
 

Liberals in the West have been speaking loudly the last two years about freedom of religion. If you ask why, you will discover that it is not because they would like churches in America to prosper or for freedom of Christianity to spread abroad during our lifetime. It is because they simply would love to see more UU temples be built all over our land, especially one at Ground Zero in New York City.

Why build UU temples in America? Since we have freedom of religion in America, people have the freedom to build buildings to practice their religions in our country.

Let me give you a scenario. I would love to build a UU temple, so I will go to your city hall to get a permit to build the first UU temple in your city. I will be required to fill out an application. In it I will describe what the UU religion is. So I will fill in the application with references from our holy books. I will say that in our holy book in Chapter 2:216, “War is decreed to you, and it is hated by you. And perhaps you may hate something and it is good for you, and perhaps you love something and it is evil for you. And UU god knows, and you do not know.” UU god teaches us to engage in war with all people, even if we hate to do so. The prophet of our religion commands us to fight people until they worship our UU god alone as he taught in Bu:V4B53N386, “Our Prophet, the Messenger of our Lord, ordered us to fight you till you worship the UU god alone or pay us the Jizyah tribute tax in submission. Our Prophet has informed us that our Lord says: ‘Whoever amongst us is killed as a martyr shall go to Paradise to lead such a luxurious life as he has never seen, and whoever survives shall become your master.'” Our prophet also said in Mu:C9B1N31, “I have been commanded to fight against people till they testify to the fact that there is no god but UU god, and believe in me (that) I am the Messenger and in all that I have brought.”

Our scholars gave us the true understanding of who we are and what we stand for as we read in their teachings in TaIX:69, “UU people are the most noble people in lineage, the most prominent, and the best in deeds. We were the first to respond to the call of the Prophet. We are UU god’s helpers and the viziers of His Messenger. We fight people until they believe in the UU god. He who believes in the UU god and His Messenger has protected his life and possessions from us. As for one who disbelieves, we will fight him forever in the Cause of the UU god. Killing him is a small matter to us.” We have a mission to torment all the people who live in America. Our god commands us to do so in our holy book when he said to us in Chapter 9:14, “Engage in war with them. The UU god will torment them by your hands and put them to shame and give you victory over them and heal the chest of a believing people.” For we were provoked by our prophet as true believers to do so as it is written in our holy book in Chapter 8:65, “O you prophet, provoke the believers to engage in war. If there will be twenty patient (steadfast in fighting) ones of you, they will have victory over two hundred…”

In the next few years, since we are not the majority in the land now, we will be peaceful as we will use verses from our book which our prophet used when he was outnumbered in the land, such as in the following verses. Chapter 47:35, “So do not be weak and do not call for peace when you have the upper hand. And UU god is with you, and he will not leave from you [for] your work.” Chapter 2:256, “No compulsion in religion. Indeed, the right way is made distinct from the error…” We know that these are abrogated verses which means that these verses were cancelled and erased by new and final verses of our holy book as in the Verse of the Sword, Chapter 9:5, “So when the forbidden months are passed, so kill the polytheists wherever you find them, and take them [as captives], and besiege them, and lay wait for them with every kind of ambush, so if they repent (convert to the UU religion) and perform the prayer and give the legal alms, so leave their way free. Surely UU god is forgiving, merciful.” In simple words, this means that when we become 5-6% of the population in America, we will give your children one of the three following options: we will kill them, take them as slaves, or force them into our religion. If it happens that you are a Christian and believe that Jesus is God, we call you an infidel as it is written in our holy book in Chapter 5:72, “’Infidels indeed are those who said, ‘Surely God is the Christ, son of Mary.”‘ Also, if you believe in what you call the Trinity – Father, Son, and Holy Spirit – we will judge you for being an infidel as it is written in our holy book in Chapter 5:73, “’Infidels indeed are those who said, ‘Surely God is the third of three.”‘ The punishment of being a Christian according to our religion is death by decapitation with one strike on the neck with a sword. You will not feel any pain. Our holy book teaches in Chapter 47:4, “So when you meet those who became infidels, so strike the necks (decapitate) until you have made a great slaughter among them…”

We will fight with our money and our swords for the sake of our god as our holy book teaches in Chapter 9:41, “March forth lightly or heavily, and perform holy war with your money and your lives for the sake of UU god. This is best for you, if you were knowing.” We will be very harsh with you, and we know for sure that you will spend eternity in hell as our holy book teaches us in Chapter 9:73, “O you prophet, perform holy war against the infidels and the hypocrites, and be harsh with them. And their abode will be hell, and evil is the destination.” We will cast terror into your hearts, and we will kill some of you and take some of you as slaves. We will inherit your land, homes, and money as our holy book teaches in Chapter 33:26-27, “26 And he brought down the people of the book (Jews& Christians) who backed them from their strong places and cast terror into their hearts. A group of them you are killing, and a group of them you are taking captive. 27And he made you to inherit their land and their homes and their money and a land which you had never set foot on. And UU god was mighty over all things.” We do this because we want our god to love us in 61:4, “Surely the UU god loves those who engage in war in ranks for his sake, as if they were a solid wall.”

Right now we can lie to you and tell you that we are your friends because we need to protect ourselves from you because that is the only way that we can build our temple in your land as it is written in our holy book in Chapter 3:28, “Believers do not take infidels for friends, rather than the believers. Whoever does this so he has nothing to do with the UU god, but that you should guard yourself from them your fear of him [UU god]. And the UU god himself warns you, and to the UU god is the return.” However, after we take over your land, we will practice the words of our god in Chapter 5:51, “O you who have believed, do not take the Jews and the Christians as friends. They are friends to one another. And whoever among you takes them as friends, so surely he is of them. Surely UU god does not guide the unjust people.” We will fight you forever until you worship with us in our religion, and the UU religion will be completely to our god, meaning that every person on earth will belong to the UU religion as it is written in our holy book.

If you are stubborn and do not accept the UU religion peacefully, our religion will spread by strength and by the sword for you will have no choice but to submit to the new reality. In the future, if you choose not to continue in our religion or if you choose to leave our religion, this is what we will do to you. Narrated Ab: UU god’s Messenger said, “The blood of a UU person…cannot be shed except in three cases… (for murder), (adultery), and the one who reverts from UU religion (Apostate) and leaves the UU religion.” Since you are ignorant of our religion, I have shared with you these few verses even though there are over three hundreds verses in our holy book that teach the same language as mentioned above. We will just lie to you and tell you that we are a loving, peaceful religion. Thank you for giving me the permit to build another UU temple, you ignorant people.

Notice that the UU religion is Islam, the UU god is Allah, the UU prophet is Mohammed, the UU people are Muslims, and the UU holy book is the Qur’an. Also, Bu is Bukhari, Mu is Muslim, Ta is Tabari, and Narrated AB is Narrated Abdullah.